HOW o2 GET THE BOY i LiKE? PLEASE, YAHOO. HELP ME!?

OKAY, iT'S THiS BOY HE'S SO FREAKiN' FIiNE. iWANT TO GO WITH HiM BUT HE SAiD NO, AND HE SAiD iLOOK STR8! iDONT GET HiM 'CAUSE HiS GiRLFRiEND IS UGLY AND SHE DONT LOOK ANY BETTER THAN iDO, SHE SHO' DONT DRESS BETTER THAN iDO AND HER HAIR iS SHORT AND NEVER FIXED. iDONT GET HiM AND HER PERSONALITY?? UH, SHE'S LiKE SO FULL OF iT! iREALLY WANT HiiM. SOMEEONE HELP MEH, AND DONT TELL ME iNEED TO FOCUSON SCHOOL WORK, OR NOT TO TRY TO STEAL SOMEONE BOYFRIEND! iDONT WANNA HEAR IT! WHAT CAN iDO. iREALLY LiKE TYVAE